Pammy drives as fast as she can. Actually she has never driven so fast before, but what can she do? Is Armei really killing herself? It is too frightening to even think about it. The business is slow in Armei’s little cosmetic shop, and the relationship between Armei and her husband Arhu is strained. But everybody is having a hard time. It’s the pandemic. What can you expect? Everybody is having a slow business and a readjusted domestic relationship. How can you do otherwise? Arhu used to travel more than six months a year in Asia and only stays half a year in America. Even when Arhu is here, he is doing his business and having trade shows in New York, Las Vegas, and other places. The pandemic has forced Arhu to stay an entire year with Armei, in the same house, every day, seven days a week. That has driven Armei to the brink of screaming, which she duly complained to her long time friend Pammy.
“Absence is indispensable to a healthy relationship.” Pammy can still remember what Armei says. However that doesn’t mean Armei should kill herself. It’s not that bad. However who knows. Probably Armei does feel so depressed that she wants to end her life? If not, why does she put out this message on her social media account? Why would anybody do such a thing? Pammy’s mind wanders to two weeks ago when the following conversation took place:
“Do you know that in Tokyo, the highest divorce rate happens among people who have retired?” Armei said.
“How so? I don’t know that.” Pammy said.
“Because the husband and the wife have to spend so much together that they just can’t stand it anymore. People have small apartment in Tokyo and two people can’t avoid each other very well. Always within earshot.” Armei said.
“Don’t be so gloomy. Let’s talk about something else. You need to get your mind off things. Let’s go to Boston for a weekend. Just you and me. What do you think?” Pammy proposed.
That’s two weeks ago, but the trip was delayed by one thing after another. The two women, with family obligations, just couldn’t go. Now Pammy regrets about this.
She has been speeding more than 15 miles above the speed limit and fortunately there’s no police around. Finally she arrives at Armei’s place and turns her car onto the driveway. She jumps out and dashes for the door. First she bangs on the door and then she remembers she can press the door bell. So she presses.
Armei comes to open the door and is a little surprised to see her friend’s frantic face.
“What’s happening to you? Are you OK?” Armei asks.
“That’s the question I want to ask you? What is happening to you?” Pammy says. Armei is in her pajamas and probably just had a shower.
“Nothing is happening.” Armei is confused.
“Nothing is happening? Why did you leave such a message on your social media account?” Pammy whips out her phone and shows to Armei, “and I called you and called you. You didn’t answer your phone.”
“I silenced the phone last night and must have forgotten to turn up the ring volume this morning.” Armei says.
Pammy and Armei both look at Pammy’s phone, and on the screen it shows Armei’s message to the world. “It’s a mess. I didn’t know dying is so hard.”
“See. You are saying here that you are dying.” Pammy says and stares at Armei. Suddenly she realizes what’s going on.
“Oh, I see. You were dyeing your hair.” She says and pats her forehead, a gesture she picked up from some TV shows. “Check your spelling next time. Sometimes it’s life and death.”
Armei unwraps the towel piled on top of her head and reveals her once beautiful cascade of black hair, now in a hideous metallic color.
“It says on the package that it’s a revolutionary color that will make me ten years younger.” Armei says.
I just published my podcast reading of this story on my blog 😁
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That’s what I call a dark comedy.
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Thank you for the praise.
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At old age, many would have grown closer to each other… instead of divorce!
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very true
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Lol incorrect spellings really do take lives.
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That’s so true. Some words are more important than others.
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Lol!
This is hilarious. A spelling mistake almost made Pammy die of anxiety. You had us all baffled.
Super wonderful writing. 🙂
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Thank you. I am glad you like it. Your compliment means a lot to me. I feel so happy.
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I knew words were important but you remind me that each letter is so critical as well.
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That’s true. English spelling is regularly drive me up the wall. I can never know if it is a double or single s, r, t. Or it is a or e, ae or ee. It is so whimsical. I barely survive everyday with equally whimsical spell check and autocorrect.
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I notice that some words where I learned double letters in grade school in the 1950’s are now auto corrected to single letters. It drives me crazy and English is my only language.
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Autocorrect is very whimsical. I totally agree with you. I hope the automatic driving is not as error prone as autocorrect.
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😂😂 Hysterical! Armei is sooo messed up! One of the best stories I’ve read in a while! Fantastic! 😃
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Haha. Thank you so much. Your comments make me so happy.
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Do you do award posts? I understand if you don’t want to and have your blog award-free.
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Thank you, SamSahana, but I’ve never done that. I know I should participate in some group or club or research kind of thing, but I’ve never done any of that, which might explain why my blog is growing slowly. Haha. I feel that everyday I am scrambling to get things done and don’t have a strategy.
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I’ve nominated you for an award in my blog. If you like doing award posts, do join in 😃 If not, I understand. 😊
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Hi, SamSahana, that’s very sweet of you and I am very grateful. I am so honored. I was nominated once before for an award, but I didn’t know how to respond to it and I think I rather offended the the couple who did the nomination. If I didn’t respond properly, I hope you can understand. You know I am rushing from one thing to another everyday due to my poor time management skills, I hardly know what I am missing. It is very likely that I might fail to respond to one or another, causing some unease and upset in those kind-hearted people I really respect and honor. I am not very reliable in my response and wish you can understand and forgive me, not taking it as me being cold-hearted. I am thinking of writing a post about the online writers I really enjoy reading, I think you are one of them since you write very inspiring content and are very socially conscientious. Thank you again for your sweet message. If you want me to do anything, I will do it. Is there a post of yours (the award post) that you want me to link to?
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It’s totally up to you to do or not do the post! 😀 I thought you might have missed to see it, that’s it. It’s absolutely your choice. Cold hearted lol. Nothing like that 😄 It’s totally your choice and I understand if you don’t want to, like many of the bloggers I nominated. 😁 Have a great day!
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Thank you, SamSahana. You can always put a smile on my face. Wish you a great day and a great weekend too. Actually I really didn’t see the post. I would have responded to it if I see it. How does it really work? Anyway, probably it is too late to respond to it now. I hope you are not upset with me.
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Upset lol. Why would anyone be?
It’s still not too late, if you want to. You just need to answer the few questions I’d asked in that post, nominate 11 others and ask them questions. It’s your wish though. 😀
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Sounds like a long excuse😐
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oh wow…that’s a clever ending.I enjoyed reading this story 🙂
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Thank you. I am glad you like it and thank you for commenting.
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If I were Pammy I would feel like killing her myself.
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Haha, you are absolutely right. Pammy would definitely want to do that. I would.
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I know you said your fiction is usually based in truth..are you Pammy in your stories ? Another classic story by the way, can I read this one as well on my podcast for next year ?
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