Sleepless: I just don’t feel drowsy at all and lie awake all night for days.
Clueless: Maybe it’s the tea you drank, or you staring at the computer screen for too long, or your anxiety. Wait, just blame the pandemic.
Sleepless: I stopped tea or coffee last month. Zero caffeine now. The worst thing is when I lie there, I think about all those weird embarrassing things. No good thoughts ever come to me.
Clueless: “You can use the extra hours to think about your unfinished work. I wish I can have more hours each day, but I don’t.”
Sleepless: “You are an expert procrastinator and you tend to stay awake whole night before the deadline. But insomnia is a completely different beast from your all nighters. I can’t sleep, can’t work, can’t think normally. I am eaten up by my own anxiety.”
Clueless: “How about watch a TV series to take your mind off your anxiety?”
Sleepless: “I am not in the mood for TV series. I just want to sleep.”
Clueless: “I have a good idea. How about talk to your friends overseas. You used to complain about the time difference. Now insomnia solve that problem.”
Sleepless: “You don’t understand. I don’t feel like chatting. I am sick.”
Clueless: “You don’t look sick. You are very normal. Just as healthy as I am.”
Sleepless: “Look can be deceiving. I am sick inside. Something is wrong with my brain. Now insomnia is making me hate myself so much.”
Clueless: “You are just a little neurotic. Look, let me cheer you up a little. Look, I found some insomnia jokes on my cell. Isn’t this one funny?”
Clueless: “Isn’t this funny, ‘plot your revenge’. LOL.”
Sleepless: “You just don’t get it, do you?”
Clueless: “Have some fun. Look, I am just trying to help you.”
Sleepless: “You did help me. Yes, you cured my self hatred. Now I hate you instead. You are too healthy too …”
Sleepless grabbed Clueless’ phone and smashed Clueless’ head with it until the phone was broken into pieces.
Haoyan Do 
Never mess with a sleepless person…
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That’s true. Insomnia can make people crazy. I tell you.
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Posting every day is a hard task and easy to. I can’t choose one of them.
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Yes, I am exhausting my material right now. LOL.
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Good conversation. I am a bit sleepless nowadays.
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I enjoyed this way too much! Insomnia is tough. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone.
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Yes, plagued by insomnia here. I feel that people suffering insomnia don’t get sufficient sympathy since they look normal.
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What a good concept. I like this
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Thank you.
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oh my good golly gosh yois
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True story.
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Yes, people with insomnia just don’t get enough sympathy from people around them. Just my whining. But true.
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Well, that was rather festive. Laughing is a great way to start the day. Thank you! 😉
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Yes, one can only laugh in face of clueless people who are healthy. They don’t understand those who suffer from insomnia.
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And just for the record, I have bouts of terrible insomnia. Sometimes my mind simply refuses to shut down and take a nap…
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Insomnia is awful. Being an insomniac myself for a year now, I really hate it. I feel like being possessed.
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